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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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