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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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