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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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