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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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