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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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