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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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