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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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