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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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