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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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