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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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