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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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