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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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