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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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