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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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