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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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