Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.