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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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