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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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