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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏
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