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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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