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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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