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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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