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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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