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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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