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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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