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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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