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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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