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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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