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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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