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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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