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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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