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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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