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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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