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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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