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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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