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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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