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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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