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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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