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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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