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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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