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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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