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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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