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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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