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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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