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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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