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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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