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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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