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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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