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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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