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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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